Auckland's A-List clusters in Clevedon for a glorious weekend of passes and pony shots. And a little polo. For handsome young waiter Matiu, it's a golden opportunity to get ahead in a world where wealth must be obscene to be believed and horseplay is best enjoyed naked, up close and personal.

Armed with a six-pack and a smile, Matiu plunges into the glittering pool of privilege where every proposal is indecent and the predators are wicked, wanton and very well endowed. Saddle up for a raunchy, riotous ride on the wild side. Dean Parker lifts the lid on Auckland's outrageously fortunate and filthy rich in a glossy summer satire with stick and balls. No one who's anyone can afford to miss the world premiere scandal-fest of Polo!